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Pumpkin Grumpkin Pumpkin Grumpkin

Edited by John Agard and Grace Nichols

Illustrated by Satoshi Kitamura

Amusing and bemusing poetry from around the globe. John Agard and Grace Nichols have assembled a bunch of silly poems in this new collection brought to life with quirky illustrations by Satoshi Kitamura.

 

From classics like The Jabberwocky to great contemporary nonsense like The Computer's First Proverb, there's something for everyone in this vibrant, varied collection.

 

Publisher: Walker Books

Extract

My Sister by Margaret Mahy (New Zealand)

 

My sister’s remarkably light,

She can float to a fabulous height.

It’s a troublesome thing,

But we tie her with string,

And we use her instead of a kite.

 

 

The Puffin Who Lived in a Muffin by Yansan Agard (Guyana/USA)

 

There once was a black and white puffin

Who lived in a blueberry muffin.

Blueberries were halls

And all of the walls.

Believe you me, I am not bluffin’.

 

Puffin came home real late

And he ate and he ate and he ate

One blueberry, two blueberry and more.

He ate up the walls and all of the halls

Till his house was buffin but floor.

 

The little black and white puffin

He so loved the taste of blueberry muffins

That his house became nuffin but nuffin.

 

 

 

Out in the Desert by Charles Causley (England)

 

Out in the desert lies the Sphinx

It never eats and it never drinx

It’s body’s quite solid without any chinx

And when the sky’s all purple and pinx

(As if it was painted with coloured inx)

And the sun it ever so swiftly sinx

Behind the hills in a couple of twinx

You may hear (if you’re lucky) a bell that clinx

And also tolls and also tinx

And they say at the very same sound the Sphinx

It sometimes smiles and it sometimes winx

But nobody knows just what it thinx.

About the author

  • John Agard and Grace Nichols

    John Agard and Grace Nichols were brought up in Guyana and moved to Britain in 1977. Both are well-known writers and performers of poetry and they have each produced a number of poetry books for both adults and children. Under the Moon and Over the Sea (9781406334487), one of their... Read more about John Agard and Grace Nichols

Video & audio

  • Poet John Agard talks nonsense while 11-year-old Yisrael tells you what he liked about Pumpkin Grumpkin.

Reviews

it was good the poems were funny and exciting so i will read this book over and over again

Rating: 2 star
Louis
Denefield School
26 January 2012

It was not good because I didn't understand the poems and it was not very funny even though in the clip they said it was going to be funny

louie
denefield
26 January 2012

I love this book it's really funny and really interesting and I hope you make more

Rating: 5 star
yasmin
lister community school
4 January 2012

I have found this book very interesting as it had a lot of poems from around the world.

Rating: 3 star
millie
Beaverwood
2 January 2012

its so boring I didn't like it

Rating: 1 star
mohmmed
lister commutity school
14 December 2011

Good great poems but the pumpkin on the front is a bit freaky

Rating: 3 star
Kira
Farnham Heath end
4 December 2011

WOW !!!!!!!! :)

Rating: 5 star
Sol
Great baddow high school
3 December 2011

Good and lots of fun Great poems

Rating: 3 star
Kira
Farnham Heath end
2 December 2011

it has loads of good poems i have one i like it is called ning nang nong.

Rating: 5 star
michael
carhill high school
2 December 2011

I think that the book is really good so far and I would recommend it for anyone who likes poetry!

Rating: 5 star
madison
sheldon
20 November 2011

I like this book because there are funny poems in it and mainly most of the poems are short and I like short poems because they don't take long to read. My 2 favourite poems in this book are called 'Pig's Song Of Courtship' and 'Pig's Lullaby'.

Rating: 4 star
Joshua
Shuttleworth College
18 November 2011

I really like this book because some of the poems are funny and I like funny poems

Rating: 4 star
Caitlin
sheldon
17 November 2011

I loved all the poems in it, especally the weather one

Rating: 5 star
Ruby
Huish Episcopi
14 November 2011

i love this free book because i like poetry and this is the bestest book in the world and i could read it every single day because it's that good

Rating: 4 star
kelsey
alec hunter
1 November 2011

good book but the pumpkin scares me

Rating: 1 star
mohammed
st wilfrids
21 October 2011

That pumpkin is scary!

Rating: 1 star
lilac
17 October 2011

I like the look of this book I have not actually read the book but I think it looks great. The book is colourful and fun.

Rating: 4 star
Sophia
George Salter Academy
9 October 2011

It's not a bad book

Rating: 3 star
syed
guns village
8 October 2011

it's good

Rating: 5 star
prasina
george salter academy
7 October 2011

I haven't read it yet but I know it's going to be good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rating: 5 star
ben
beccles middle school
7 October 2011

It's a very good book

Rating: 4 star
adam
faczacly high school
28 September 2011

This poem book is good but it also can have better poems. I still think this book is mega though. 4 star

Rating: 4 star
Ben
brunts
23 September 2011

We think it's an amazing book and we think you should try this book Thanks for reading

Rating: 5 star
Cloeandzoe
wilsthorpe
23 September 2011

This Pumpkin looks very very ugly. I'm going to get scared at nightime. But it is a very good book... My Tips... Don't give this book to younger children! :) Thanks.

Tom
South Wolds
22 September 2011

I have ordered this book because I love poetry and I think it will be funny with all different funny poems and I noticed that the jabberwackey is included in it and I have read that before and it's a funny nonsense poem

Rating: 4 star
rosie
20 September 2011

Pumpkin Grumpkin is a book with poems from around the world. There are lots of illustrations. Aged 9+. Only for people who like to laugh!

Rating: 1 star
Becky
Shipston
7 September 2011

Pumpkin Grumpkin is a book with poems from around the world and it tells you where the author is from and their name.


My favourite poem was called Epitaph for Humpty Dumpty. It’s a poem about humpty dumpty and its saying he has talents but unfortunately one of them was not being balanced. The poem is:


beneath this wall


there lies many talents


but(as you can probably tell)


one of them wasn’t balance.


And there was a picture of Humpty Dumpty.


I recommend this book for boys and girls who like a laugh and like poems, aged 9 and above.

Rating: 5 star
Yisrael
St Faith's
1 September 2011

Amusing and bemusing poetry from around the globe. There's something for all poetry fans in this vibrant, varied collection.

Steve
13 June 2011

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