Little Bo Peep has Knickers That Bleep
Seriously Silly Rhymes series
Laurence Anholt
Illustrated by Arthur Robins
A fun collection of silly rhymes and snappy limericks which are ideal to read aloud.
From Gob-Smacking Goblins to The Batty Battery Rap, these poems are sure to get everyone giggling, and the funny pictures make this a fun and simple read for all.
Publisher: Hachette Children's Books
Extract
BOOMING BLOOMERS
Little Bo Peep has knickers that bleep,
So that her lambies can find her.
"Beep Beep," says Bo Peep, "Baa Baa," say the sheep,
Skipping along behind her.
Wherever Bo goes, her underwear glows,
So that her lambies won't lose her.
These knickers are neat, they heat up her seat
And play groovy tunes to amuse her.
Little Bo Peepy, was feeling quite sleepy,
A cup o hot cocoa inside her.
"I'll turn up that dial," she said with a smile,
And the lambies curled up beside her.
But...
At eleven o'clock, the flock got a shock
As the powerful panties corroded.
A wooly white sheep had weed in its sleep,
And those magical knickers exploded.
About the author
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Laurence Anholt
Laurence Anholt has written over seventy books, many in collaboration with his wife Catherine. They are both highly regarded in the UK and abroad as a successful author/illustrator team, and have had their books translated into many different languages. They met as undergraduates at Falmouth School of Art, and went... Read more about Laurence Anholt
Video & audio
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Laurence Anholt gives you three reasons to read this book, and Davinia reveals what she loved about it.
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Laurence reads a couple of short poems from Little Bo Peep has Knickers That Bleep.
Reviews
This book is really good because its very funny and a great book
This book is immense i recommend you to read it you will want to read it again and again and still laugh as much.
I liked this book because it has good, funny rhymes and I like the silly island.
It was really good and funny. It isn't just Little Bo Peep it is Little Bo Peep in a funny way.
I think this book is the most FUNNIEST book ever I would love to read this 100 times and they should make more funny books like this. And I think people who love to laugh should read this.
Dear Laurence Your book is very funny, it made me laugh until I weed. Haha! I have ALL your books and they are all the best! My teacher says every school should get them! Thanks for being amazing. Love Kelz xx
This book looks really good and it looks very funny as well.
This book sounds interesting and I wanna read it...
This book is amazing - happy birthday to you, Laurence
I couldn't stop reading it until I'd read the last word!! I recommend this book to everyone who has a good sense of humour haha
Amazing, very funny :D
This sounds like a good book. I really want to read it all.
This book is so funny and I think I am going to enjoy this book
This book is very good I recommend it to everyone about the age of 9 :)
I find this book very funny. I would recommend this book to people who like humour
Very funny, very silly makes me lol (laugh out loud)
It’s a fantastic book full of wonderful poems sure to get everyone laughing!! Most of the poems are based on nursery rhymes but some of the others are about knickers. It's simple for all to read.
What I liked about this book is that there wasn’t a moment that I wasn’t laughing.









